Kid( 8 years-old, walknig home from shul): Tatty, Mommy was baking challa, and, and , she was talking to some lady on the phone and she said that there are so few Jews in the world and we should all stick together.
Father, somewhat distracted: Yea...
Kid: Are there more Jews than Goyim in Monsey?
Tatty, beginning to focus: I don't know, probably, I think so.
Kid: How about in New York.
Father: Many more goyim then Jews.
Kid:... in the world?
Father: Oh, many more than Jews, There are very few Jews in the world.
Kid: But Totty, that's not fair!
Father, thinking: Well, it's like this... How many teachers do you have in your class?
Kid: Two
Father:...and how many children?
Kid: twenty four
Father: so, how is that fair...?
Kid: I don't know
Father: it's because you don't need so many teachers... A few teachers can teach a lot of kids.
Kid: I understand.
Father, on a roll, animated, voice rising: So, Hashem said that we should be Ohr Lagoyim, a light to the nations. We should teach them about Hashem and how to be good people, and that is why there are only this few Jews.
Kid: Uhum...
Father: It's like the Challah that Mommy baked. Was there are lot of yeast in it?
Kid: No, just a pinch. If there is too much, it doesn't taste good.
Father, smiling: So that's how it is. You don't need much yeast to raise and elevate the dough. The same way you need only a small number of Jews to raise and elevate humanity!
Kid: What's ...humanity?
