The Choshuve Chosid and the Middle Aged Guy are standing by the Coffee Pot Shavuos morning.The Chassidishe Yungerman walks over.
Yungerman (pointing to the overturned cups, spilled cream and strewn coffee, with irony): See, the tsaddikim were here.
Guy (intones): Vameich kulom, tsaddikim (..all your people are tsaddikim)
Yungerman (a littlle embarassed): I also want to be a tsaddik. But my yetser hara says: "Not yet. You are not ready. In twenty years, maybe".
Guy: My Yetser Hora says "Go ahead, be a tsaddik".
Yungerman: Wow, really???
Guy: Yea, it says - "Go ahead,... and I will help you!".
Chosid: You know what mine tells me?
Guy and yungerman ( both turning to him); What??!
Chosid: It says: "You are a tsaddik already".
Must be a magical coffee pot...
Posted by: HirshelTzig | June 02, 2009 at 08:53 AM